Alba and the twins are asleep. The house is clean.

Who's up for a bit of mischief?

So...what's the earliest recorded manifestation of reincarnate behavior? I just want to know what to expect with the twins.

Date:	2010-10-22 12:36
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Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

Do you suppose it's too early to start reading some Arthurian legend aloud with the twins?

You know, they eat and sleep a lot, but man! I never realized how much work eating and sleeping could be until now.

Friends! Countrymen! Reincarnates! I have been a bit preoccupied waiting on my wonderful, beautiful wife, but Alba and I are the proud parents of twin boys, Arthur Weston and Aiden Marcus Seward, as of 10:45pm last night. Not that we weren't proud parents for the past 8 months, but they are finally here! A few weeks ahead of schedule, but they both have healthy lungs and all their other working parts, and I'm sure Alba is happy to have them on the outside. As am I.

Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I have some diapers to change...

New faces at work and on the forum, eh? Welcome.

I hope you'll all forgive me if I am a bit distracted or preoccupied these days. Only another month or two until I get to meet my sons in person! Seriously, I feel like a little kid with his nose pressed up against a goldfish bowl.

Figuratively speaking, of course. I'm not actually trying to peep through Alba's belly button like I did when mum was expecting my younger siblings.

If you were hoping for some dramatic confession from me, you'll be disappointed. I always say whatever I think, anyway--don't I, love?

Just for the record, all you virgins out there, I was one too, until I met my wife. And that was only about five years ago.

You do the math.

Two more months. I'm not going to be able to keep calling them Thing 1 and Thing 2 for much longer, am I?

Six down, three to go! I bought myself a new T-shirt or two to supplement my collection.

I know it'll be a while before Alba or the twins can wear these, but I couldn't resist. She's been wearing mine for a few months now, and I must say, it is a good look for her.

But Alas! I can say no more. I think I am being summoned to the queen's chambers. Duty calls! Hopefully for the red shirt.

Happy Mother's Day, my queen. I can hardly wait to meet our little ones.

Oh, the tales you can tell, using only words from "The Cat in the Hat."

Hops and pot are not my things.

It's so wrong. So very, very wrong. And actually kind of depressing.

Not to steal the boss' thunder, but I just wanted to say that since joining up with Camelot, not only have I watched our number grow and change, but I've watched myself grow and change as well. I've realized that Michael Morgan is not just some young, hotshot millionaire with a penchant for vigilantism---he's a young, hotshot millionaire with his head on his shoulders and a heart for his people, who has found a way bring others of like mind together. I've seen the cause for which each and every one of you has been fighting become more than just an idea that I can support in theory; it's something I believe in. Something that is very much a part of who I am. If we as reincarnates, and as Camelot, can come together and help make the world a better place for all of us, reincarnates and humanity at large, then by all means. Let's kick some ass!

How many scents does Old Spice make? How does 4 million sound? Also, how does 12 sound?

Yes. It's true. I have fallen victim to advertising. Again.

Date:	2010-03-11 18:27
Subject:	Private to Alba
Security:	Public
Mood:	busy

Mummy? Is it too soon to start pottering about the would-be nursery? Or would you feel better setting up shop at the Castle, so you can still be right in the middle of everything and still be safe?

Date:	2010-02-18 08:16
Subject:	tenth knight
Security:	Public
Mood:	indescribable

Michael, if you let my pregnant wife go on any more dangerous missions, I will excalibur your ass. God, that sounds wrong. I'm still hungover. But you get the point.

...Holy crap I'm a father! 

Date:	2010-02-04 07:37
Subject:	ninth knight
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

I know that I, of all people, should know better than to fall prey to advertising gimmicks--but sometimes, when they are well done, one must simply admit defeat. I was shopping for Alba's valentine gift the other day, and ran across some lip-gloss, by Soap & Glory. I like the sort of 40s-50s retro branding, and the incongruously bad-ass product name just jumped off the shelf. I lost the game. I just had to buy the Sexy Mother Pucker

Date:	2010-01-25 08:26
Subject:	[Filtered to Camelot]
Security:	Public
Mood:	sympathetic

I know we are all waiting for word on Michael's condition, and that everything is up in the air, and probably about to hit the fan right now. I just want to offer whatever additional support I can to the Morgans, and to all of you; and to encourage us all to do likewise. CORE are striking at our head, and heart, but we can not afford to let it cripple us with fear. It's easy to think that "I'm just a graphic designer," or "I'm just a college student," but as long as we continue to pull together, we are all more than just the sum of our parts. If you see a need, fill it. If you find yourself struggling, do not hesitate to ask for help. As Alba has said before, she and I are both here to assist in any way that we can.

I know you're not reading this right not, but hang in there, Michael. Our prayers are with you.

Date:	2010-01-12 21:15
Subject:	seventh knight
Security:	Public
Mood:	curious

Mr. Belmont, I don't know if you'll read this any time soon, but an interesting conundrum came up in conversation a while back, and I thought you might be just the man to ask:

What are the odds of having family members (be it spouse, parent, or sibling) of one's reincarnate being reincarnates in one's actual family members--particularly one's spouse (i.e. Lancelot and Guinevere, or the Boondock Saints)?

Of course, anyone else who feels so mathematically inclined is welcome to offer their speculation and/or calculations, as well. And yes, I do realize that I think too much, and that it is a potentially dangerous pastime. I'm just...curious.

Date:	2009-12-27 11:56
Subject:	sixth knight
Security:	Public
Mood:	energetic

I understand these are troubled times we live in. Wars, and rumors of wars; all that. A house divided cannot stand--and that is exactly what this chaos is meant to do: Divide and conquer. We need to come together and strengthen that which remains. We, like our predecessors, and our reincarnates before us, need to be the ones who will stand in the gap and say "This far, and no further." The buck stops here.

Or, as one of our good friends at the Agency might say, "You shall not pass!"